I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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