its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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