check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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