You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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