just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This is my gift to your gina
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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