that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize