I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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