so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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