haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He passed out mid-signature
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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