i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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