My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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