It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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