SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
babies were throwing up all over the place
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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