Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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