"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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