Did you just see the Batmobile???
do herpes really smell.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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