I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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