return my video game
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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