Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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