Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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