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(585): View more from New York

I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.

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(585): I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town. http://tfl.nu/h13y

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

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honey you're def caucasian

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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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(704): i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann (803): honey you're def caucasian (704): i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z http://tfl.nu/jt3t

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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watch out for the queen of hearts

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fuucck i forgot ab her

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(610): walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat (215): watch out for the queen of hearts (610): fuucck i forgot ab her http://tfl.nu/mo46

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.

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(724): You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake. http://tfl.nu/kf3k

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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(317): All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"... http://tfl.nu/vy09

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(519): View more from Ontario

i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own

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(519): i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own http://tfl.nu/ot8v

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.

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(918): I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out. http://tfl.nu/s7ox

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(650): View more from California

Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.

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(650): Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right. http://tfl.nu/x2bs

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.

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(402): We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever. http://tfl.nu/2k0u

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.

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(814): Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral. http://tfl.nu/7qfs

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks

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(918): All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks http://tfl.nu/j9e3

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.

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(978): If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room. http://tfl.nu/2jpn

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(316): View more from Kansas

I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before

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(316): I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before http://tfl.nu/ozt9

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(954): View more from Florida

I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in

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(954): I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in http://tfl.nu/4adg

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.

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(+64): He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic. http://tfl.nu/imyn

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