he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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