we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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