I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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