I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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