let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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