too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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