it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i now understand why vodka
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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