saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im six kinds of drunk right now
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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