My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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