So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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