At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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