Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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