Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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