I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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