Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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