i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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