im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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