OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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