Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize