just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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