I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm too high and old for this...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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