names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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