Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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