You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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