I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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