I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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