If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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