im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My breasts were aching with rage.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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