Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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